Peter Kay One-liners. ENJOY!!!!

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05
Dec
2007
Peter Kay One-liners. ENJOY!!!!

PETER KAY ONE LINERS

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive
me.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go
swimming.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.

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